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Lucas Mangum's avatar

Ecyclopocalypse Press just released the original screenplay of HELLRAISER BLOODLINE. It's vastly different, and it even has clown cenobites! I think you'll dig it.

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Grant Wamack's avatar

Thanks for putting me on game. Clown cenobites sound intriguing. I'm going to check this out.

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Made in DNA's avatar

I'll be honest, the only Hellraiser movie I have enjoyed to-date is the original. I haven't seen anything beyond 2 and I really don't even recall it. Your reviews of the others drive me to steer clear of them, but this new one, after seeing the trailer, I'm interested in. I guess it's my thing for bald chicks. I once met this Buddhist nun, she was HAWT, spoke English and was as interested in me as I was of her. Apparently though, I was a bad influence because she stopped meeting me after just a couple of times. C'est la vie. What was I talking about again?

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Grant Wamack's avatar

Yeah, the other ones aren't really worth your time. The trailer looks good and Hellpriest is sexy. I love this Buddhist nun story you just shared with me. It's so funny you were the bad influence though...

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Made in DNA's avatar

I try not to be a bad influence but she could probably read my desire to come all over her bald head. Maybe I was too much for her.

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